BABE OF THE DAY - LYNDA CARTER...

"The third mate's name was Carter -

By jings, was he a farter!

When the wind wouldn't blow

And the ship wouldn't go,

They got Carter the farter to start 'er!"

Third mate CARTER is no relation to the lithe and lovely LYNDA, above, of course. She is actually wearing her WONDER WOMAN cossie in the picture, but I've applied a computer X-ray filter which renders it invisible.  Lucky Criv-ites, eh?